Guidelines OR
How NOT to Get An Answer
* BE SURE TO WRITE YOUR QUESTION IN ALL CAPS! 
* Ask for...no...DEMAND an autograph. And a glossy 8x10. No...lots of them...
* Be rude. Make sure you make a few snide remarks about any work of Paul's you particularly disliked.
* Get Paul confused with his brothers. (Actually, if the question is reasonable enough, it might be answered anyway.)
* Ask a question that's already answered in the FAQ. Haven't read the FAQ yet? Do it! It's a hoot!

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